10:51 hey jake, just a reminder that it's not bat's fault that we have covid-19 going around, and it's not asian people's fault either, just an outbreak that got out of hand.
4:42 yes sir
5:56 Adding to @Súp Heo 's comment, it's called Lion Dance Since they will preform in certain places in China in a lion suit,doing tricks and such on Chinese New Year to celebrate. How do I know this? I live in China,Hong Kong where schools teach English and Chinese.
4:58 he played Assasins Creed in VR, thats it
Joulstraholmen is that better
The lady with the snake, I bet when she gets annoyed enough she just uses the snake as a whip for the ground
12:34 tutorial how to kidnap a kid
But really they are caught by cabled if I remember correctly...
10:00 You are thinking of sea lions
Imagine if a rat showed up while the cat and the bat were fighting
deep voice gas also know as beef cake gas
4:49 As someone who used to use a scooter to get to school, they must've hit their ankles SO many times while picking up the scooter then it just attacks you
10:40 How C-19 started, it was a cat, not a man.
Ah Yes Mr Freeman
9:50 leopard seal
"I don't see a lion" *TRIGGERED ASIAN NOISES*
Day -14 of commenting something
A man survived in a cave by drinking the blood of bats he caught, he didn't get sick, but a bat caused all of this, I'm sure...
6:11 so that’s what lion dancers look like without the Chinese lion costume on. That’s cool, you can also see the head of the costume in the background of the video a few times for this segment with the lion dancers
UK Lorry US Big Rig, Semi, Tractor Trailer. the black vehicle you saw is referred to as a truck or pick up
9:48 we here in the duch call seels or see lions zeehonden wich mean see dog
And his real voice never came back😂
Ugh there is so meany moths
0:54 I want him to say. *"Oh Mother Miranda... If it's for you, I'd do anything!"*
The letter ø is pronounced like the e in nerd
7:05 : gorilla tag players be like
Jake:they did kinda cause the Corona virus Jake,because people ATE them
Is nobody gonna ask why OwO is litterly everywhere?
8:54 I forgot the dude's name, but he's a very famous comedian who does impressions on all sorts of people. In fact, I figured out the way he was showing when I was doing my own impressions
Jake "oh he has legs"
Yo jake seals in dutch is zeehond and that means seadog if translated literaly
3:38 - 3:56 I'm pretty sure he was double jointed.
6:26 Gatorade river
About the lion dance, I'm assuming that's just the practice cause usually they'd have a lion costume on. I know this cause I'm from Malaysia
Ok, the reason that they’re called lion dancers is cause they dance normally in a lion costume and they have to use perfect synchronization
The lady with the cobra really did have that "this is the third time this week" kind of vibe didnt she. LOL!!!
0:40 what do you think it would sound like a corpse husband did that
the caveman number was 11969... he was truly the chosen one, he was blessed with the 69
They are looking at the parent behind the child I don't want to break the happy moment but I have to do stuff like this all the time if someone wants to speak to my kid in his language. It's still incredibly wonderful they did it. I wish more people would. It ALWAYS brings him joy when anyone even tries at least.
0:13 a elefence if you will
5:49 this is common in asia
3:27 if you ever plan to work at the most magical place on earth or maybe something less like at a daycare or something, please learn ASL (optional), how to properly deal with children with learning disability’s/autism/Down syndrome/etc, how to not freak out when getting puked on, etc
13:11 they stop so fast because of elastic cables on the deck
0:47 sounds like a discord ping
Assassin creed players when they see 5:00 : HES APART OF THE BROTHERHOOD!
The lion dancers are actually people that would dress up in lion and do all that stuff
5:50 in Indonesia we call it the barongsai training
Also, the planes land quickly because they have something called an arresting hook, which they lower and hook onto a wire with which stops them.
ngl i believe the humans caused covid not the bats just saying
14:42 what is it is an alien invasion
I think it’s a sea lion not a seal LOL
7:15 Pov: you are beyblade
3:57 No he is just hacking with a good gaming chair
That "seal" was a sea leopard. Pretty much the apex predator in the Antarctic. Most adorable thing in the world until it spots prey.
5:59 in the Chinese tradition there is a tradition when they wear a lion suit that is supposed to be a Devine being or something and it need 2 people so in the suit they happen to be like this cause they need to be very fluid
2:58 no Jake, it is not a first time.
since judjing by my name yes i ride scooters. The way the trick he did work where he threw the scooter over him is twist your bars and throw up the scooter in a rounded motion. He is not controlling the scooter it is just floating and all he does is make sure it lands where his feet are. Case closed
I didin't know someone inhaled my fart
I once had a albino python on my shoulders and I got to touch a crocodile or a gator I don’t know
Jake says football me: football my a**
This won’t get pinned
its fucking Frankenstein's monster
3:20 brings a tear to my eye
6:00 It's a Chinese tradition. Usually they would puta. lion costume, with the front person controlling 2 legs and the hind person controlling the other 2 legs. They are jumping cuz they would be under a costume and jumping together
get this man chair
someone rare insult me
4:36 how does he not hit his ankles what the chicken jerky
K fist off bats did not start crona that was aids not crona my guy bats
Imagine corpse using the deep voice gas 0-o
The planes stop fast on a aircraft carrier because of an arresting cable that's across the deck of the carrier.
Hi guys I drink wa'ah
why dose he go grey at 3:43
The Caveman is a beast of logic and good humor.
"OH! He has legs!" The sound of pure shock was hilarious.
I've seen many people already message about it, but figured I would throw in my two-cents as well. I'm a martial arts instructor who teaches Kung Fu, Tai Chi, and Traditional Lion & Dragon Dancing. Lions are always two people (a head and a tail). The head's job is to give the lion its personality and bring it to life, using the cord inside the lion head to blink the eyes and wiggle the ears, and the other hands to work the mouth of the lion. The tail's job is to be the strength and stability of the lion, following the feet of the head so it doesn't look disconnected when they move, as well as to actually lift their partner by their Sash when performing "lifts" where the head will either stand on the legs of the tail in various positions, sit on their head, or even raise up from there to stand on their shoulders. A dragon can be anywhere from 9 people (sometimes 10 if you include the person carrying a pearl) to 100 or more. The performers a lot of the time are visible and out in the open, carrying the dragon on top of poles which the swing around, starting with the head (or pearl, which the head would follow), and moving along the length of the body, ending with the tail completing the movement. What they're doing here seems to be either a practice without the head (even just the 10 or so extra pounds can make a huge difference, let alone without the obscured vision) or demonstrating for the video so both partners are able to be clearly seen. The poles they are climbing on are commonly known as "Plum Blossom Poles" here in the States, and are some of the most advanced things you can practice, given the level of coordination and trust you need to have with your partner. Sorry for the wall of text. Hope I was able to share some information people find interesting!
Im norwegian and its Kinda cringe to hear someone that is not Norwegian say Norwegian words and places
Bro i love chess
7:24 as you can see, the hands are not below the hips, this means he probably has prostetics that make his legs weigh a lot less. The freestyle is cool, but it requires less strength then a normal person. I just wanted people to know that.
9:44 in dutch they are litterally called sea-dogs
The plane when it was lading on the aircraft carrier was actually going full Throttle because they run a line across it so it catches but if it doesnt catch they just take off again going full throttle and come back again.
The Bike and tree was from treehouse masters im pretty sure.
15:12 but but but Frankenstein is the name of the doctor
6:14 im 20 and all this long i thought it's a dragon suit lol, and yeah im Chinese but im born and live in Indonesia and it's called barongsai in my country btw so that's why i never know it's actually a lion suit
Sulfur hexafluorid is a greenhouse Gas about 26 000 times more potent than CO2. Why the fuck are you breathing that?
14:53 maybe god was created this way
Can't believe that jake doesn't know what a lion dance is. r/facepalm
Legends have it that Fred, the duck man, once leaped in front of car to stop it from hitting the baby ducklings
*ahem* that's Frankenstein monster /s
I have watched the deeper voice gas video and it was surprising and also funny
"WhErE aRe ThE lIoNs???//????/?" Dude. They hold eachother like they have four legs. You know, LIKE A *LION*
4:57 When you play way too much assassin's creed
"Lion" in Lion Dance is the one costume for the two dancers, one dancer at the front also operates the "Lion" mask (moving eyelids, mouth and ears as well) while moving as front legs and the other dancer basically moves as back legs. They dance as one individual "lion" doing acrobatics as well as you can see there. Clearly they're training without the costume.